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(intensely sighs) (intensely sighs) What are you watching? That tire commercial. Oh the one with the cute baby? Why, you want a baby now or something? Are you serious? I'm serious. I'm being serious. Man Yeah so am I. Okay so according to my calculations, if we have a baby, we won't be able to eat.
Or go on vacation ever again. Okay. or go on vacation ever again. Okay. We're also going tohave to cancel cable. What! No I'm out. Hey, hot stuff, wanna make a baby? (cheers with excitement) Why do you have leaveyour pee glasses everywhere? It's for my ovulation test. Yeah, but these areour drinking glasses.
I clean them out. Ugh. I clean them out. Ugh. Nope. Hey, sweetie. It's time, I'm ovulating. Alright, I'll just makeit quick. It's overtime. Alright. They have like lobsterstuff, It was pretty cool. They have samples of lobster? Well it was like an imitation lobster.
Was it good? Eh, it was Costco lobster. Was it good? Eh, it was Costco lobster. What are you doing? I'm keeping 'em from falling out. Nope. Okay. I'm taking off. Alright babe, love you. Love you too. Don't jerk off. I'm not going to jerk off. It lowers your spermcount, don't jerk off.
I know. Bye. Bye. I know. Bye. Bye. Tell me to not to jerk off.(door opens) Forgot my phone. Are you kidding me? I've been gone like 25 seconds. Come on. It's the dessert round. It's got to be now. Ugh. Really helping toset the mood here dude.
(phone chimes) (phone chimes) You're playing Candy Crush? Yeah. Get the blue one. Nope. What are we doing wrong? Ooh what about this position? I don't think I can bend that way. (sneezes).
Hey hot stuff, you want to make a baby? Hey hot stuff, you want to make a baby? (cough) (laughs excitedly) For reals? For reals. My junk it works, myjunk, my junk it works. Okay you're kind ofruining the moment here. My junk. It works!.